Happy Mother’s Day Mom!!!! This is how much you mean to us!!!!

I knew when I got engaged that rumors and false stories were going to start, but this is RIDICULOUS!!!! In Touch Magazine is claiming that I had a five-month secret relationship with this guy… a guy I’ve never met, spoken to, texted, called or even heard of!

This guy should be ashamed of himself. Calling up a magazine and making up an entirely fake story just to get attention!?!?! It’s just shameful and this guy should feel ashamed and humiliated. My friend Lauren London has never even met this guy, so to say she was the one who set us up is totally untrue. I find it so sad that a magazine will take the word of a stranger and try to pass their story off as true. And what’s even more odd is that this guy would carry on a “relationship,” yet never speak on the phone or see me in person! Makes no sense! Oh, and this guy has a rap album launching!!?!?! Wow… motives! LOL

The text messages the magazine claims I sent this guy are pathetic. ‘Why don’t you put in effort to try and make me your girlfriend doll?” I would never talk like that to a guy. They just threw in the word “doll” a few times and tried to make it sound like me. I talk like that to my girlfriends, not to my man. It makes me sick to my stomach that any one can call up a magazine, tell an entirely fake story, provide fake proof, and the magazine will go ahead and run it… just to sell copies!!!

In Touch contacted my publicist a couple of days ago letting us know they were working on this story and we told them that the story was false, that none of the “facts” they had were accurate and that if they published it I would blast them. They told me they were going to go ahead and publish it anyway, since it would create a lot of press for them. What a sad world we live in.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again… don’t believe everything you read. The tabloids and weekly magazines will do ANYTHING to sell copies, and in this case they decided to run a false story, knowing they had absolutely no proof that it was real. It’s disgusting, and I will be taking legal action against In Touch magazine and Bret Lockett.

Happy Saturday dolls! Did you all have a good week? It was back to work for me after returning to LA, and it’s nice to be back on my regular schedule again.

What an eventful week it was. Pregnancy rumors started, (I’m not pregnant,) the new promo for season 6 of Keeping Up with the Kardashians came out, and I launched my Belle Noel giveaway! Have you guys entered yet?

Here are my favorite press clippings from this week. There’s a cute piece on emerald jewelry! It’s not really a color I wear often but I fell in love with the Lorraine Schwartz emerald-color earrings I wore at the Midori launch party.

A song called ‘Shake’ was released on the internet today and some websites are claiming it is my voice on the track. It is not my voice.

I don’t know who this “audio engineer” is claiming that he worked with me on this song, but he is a liar and a fraud. I never was in the studio with him, and he is using this to gain notoriety. To give quotes to the media and lie about meeting me, let alone lie about recording with me, is just wrong! I have never met this guy or worked with this guy, and that is NOT my voice on this song.

It’s really sad what people will do for a little publicity. I want you guys to know the truth. Please don’t believe these rumors.

Hi guys. I want to thank you all sssooo much for your lovely birthday messages! I feel so loved and blessed. You guys are amazing!!!

But there are some things I wanted to clear up today. I’m seeing some ridiculous stories today about a million-dollar birthday cake being made for my “birthday party.”

First of all, this is the first I’ve heard about this, and I would never allow anyone to spend that much money on a cake. Making a million dollar birthday cake is just ridiculous! I’d rather they give me a cupcake and donate the rest of the money to the homeless!

Secondly, I’ve already had my birthday club celebrations at Tao in Vegas and NYC and there are NO other birthday parties this weekend. Tonight I’ll be having a private celebration with my friends and family, and then the birthday celebrations will be over. I’m sorry if you guys have been misled by anyone claiming they are hosting my official birthday party. That’s just not true.

Yet another ridiculous rumor.

In Touch magazine are saying that Kourtney and I are at war because she didn’t attend my birthday party at Tao. Kourtney is a mother! She has more important things to take care of and she had to be home with Mason! If she HAD been at the party all night with me, they probably would have reported that she should have been home with Mason and not out partying. How ridiculous is this story!?

I have read on different blogs lately that people have been saying I got a nose job. Even my publicist forwarded me an email from a weekly magazine asking me to confirm!

I know I have answered this time and time again… So I decided to do the picture test! I have not gotten a nose job and here are pictures to prove it!

If I take a picture from the right side of my face, you can see the bump on my nose. If I take a picture from the left side of my face you can’t! (Sorry the pic is a bit blurry.) And from straight on you can’t either!

So that’s why I pose more on my left side and straight on with my chin kind of low — because my nose looks tiny and cute that way! (LOL)

Have to work those angles!!!!!

There are a bunch of reports about me on the web saying that I snubbed Hugh Hefner. They’re quoting me as saying, “It was a one-off. I don’t think I’ll do Playboy or anything like that again.”

I WAS TOTALLY MISQUOTED.

First of all, I have never used the term “one-off.” It’s simply not in my vocabulary.

UPDATE: I’ve read some of your comments and I feel like I need to clarify my point of view on the matter….

I’m not planning to pose for the magazine any time soon. My whole point in this post is to say I would never snub Hugh Hefner. I love him and his whole team were lovely to me and treated me like family.

Lately I have steered away from sexier shoots but it doesn’t mean I’m afraid to be sexy or ashamed of that. I have no regrets. One day you never know, but it’s not the direction I’m going in now.

Never say never,

Kim

Reggie played DJ, while Adrienne and i did the Macarena (so shamelessly old school, right?)!

Also an interviewer kept asking me if I was pregnant and when I was getting married, so I joked and said, “Do I look pregnant? Yes, I am two months pregnant and getting married in August!”

I then said how I am only telling him, “so, don’t say anything!”  Ha ha… yeah right! It was obviously a joke. Like I would be wearing a skin tight Herve Leger dress in a night club while pregnant!

I said I was kidding but he printed it anyway! So nope I am not pregnant and I am not getting married. But it is true that we had the best time!!!