Hey it's Gabanna here -- busting in on my owner's blog...
Why is it that every time the person who puts food in your bowl starts dating someone new, they sideline the little
Case in point: Natalie Portman's pup is staring down her new beau, grasping for the littlest bit of attention and relegated to walking four paces behind the couple. Poor thing.
Though you can't really fault the leading lady for being in love, I know how Portman's pooch feels... Can someone say Reggie Bush? Uh huh, that's right, Kim!
At least I still have Kris, Bruce, Kylie and Kendall to pay attention to me.
But ever since Khloe got Beatrice P Potter Butter Beans Beyonce, the chick has completely dissed me! And that name! Camon Khlo, did you have one too many double-shot lattes when you named her?
I think I'll go gnaw on her old bed post, now...
