All I'm saying is... I sound nothing like that, hahaha!!

Here's this week's oldschool pic! I wish I still had this dress, hahaha!

I love uplifting quotes! They really inspire me and make me feel better! Khloe and I send each other quotes all the time and I wanted to see if you guys had any good ones! Here's a few of my recent favorites from @TheDailyLove

'Its not selfish to be happy. Ur happiness will radiate out & inspire others to be happy to. Don't let anyone tell you it's not ok 2 b happy!'

Don't cry because it ended. Smile because it happened.

Love is easy, its your fears that get in the way. Success is already inside you, its your self-confidence that has to see it. TRUST.

Why the rush? Enjoy the ride, mystery & moment. Life isn't setup for u 2 know outcomes it's setup 4 u 2 take risks on behalf of yourself.

Whatever u think is impossible is only impossible in ur mind. We r all human beings trying our best, no one has the answer for you but you.

Life's like the movies You can see a love story, horror, drama, fantasy or docu. Its up to you, admission price is your choice.

If you have any favorite quotes that you find inspirational or uplifting, please share them in the comments. I'd love to read them!!

I went to Atlanta to host a night club party called Primal. I love Atlanta, although I didn't get to spend enough time there. It was so much fun! I ran into Kim, one of the housewives of Atlanta! I met lots of cool fans! Some of them are in these pics. Stephen came with me to glam me up!

Are these not the coolest products you have ever seen!!?!?!!? Check out this Great Lash Maybeline mascara that's all blinged out and the Garnier under eye product!!! I want to use them all day! I almost died when I got it sent to me as a gift! This are the most fab beauty products I own, without a doubt!

Last week, one of my fans, PrincessT, left a comment that I'd like to share with you all. I saw some of you had left you messages of support, and I wanted to do the same!

'Hey Kim =) I haven't been on your blog for a while now.. Almost a week ago, our whole house burnt down.. It's been a very rough time, all our memories, pictures, and all other things are all gone.. It feels so unreal, going from having everything, to now not having anything at all.. We are very lucky because we all came out of it without anyone getting hurt.. I was at work that day, and my parents, brother, and our dog were at home, my parents had just got up in the morning, when they saw a lot of smoke coming up, they immediately woke up my brother, by then the fire had already spread itself, my mom had to jump out of the window, my dad managed to drag my brother and our dog out, the painful part for them was that they thought I was still upstairs in my room sleeping... my dad tried several times to go up, and they were all screaming my name as they thought I was going to die in the fire.. my dad got a lot of smoke in his lungs as result of staying in there too long trying to get to my room, so they had to take him to the hospital, anyway luckily a neighbor gave my dad a phone so he could call me, they thought I might wake up by the ringing of my phone, I remember I answered the phone and heard my dad screaming “ where are you??!!” He told me the house was on fire, and that they all got out, I was in shock! My sister and I managed to get home as fast as we could, to see our house in full flames... I screamed sooo loud you have no idea! The firetrucks showed up very late, and when they got there they didn't have enough water so they had to run 150 meters to find more water! So the house was totally burned out in the end... two days later we went back to see the house, and they had found some of my clothes.. or should I say pieces of fabric that used to be my clothes, and some burned shoes, I found a piece of the Christian Audigier dress I bought from your Ebay auction last time. I know materialistic things come and go, so that's not the sad part for me.. it's the pictures that is the worst part, and the memories... the thought of not having a home... it is all soo surreal! We are staying at a hotel now, trying to find an apartment of a house to rent... Right now I'm sitting writing down the list of things I had, which is a lot, I don't even know where to start... Just wanted to share this with you .. Love you T =)'

I am so sorry to hear about what happened to you and your family! I can't imagine how terrible that must have been for you all. Thank God you are all ok and no one got hurt!!!! I would really like to send you some things just so you know I'm thinking of you. I will send you an email soon. Stay strong, doll!

This time it's for real, guys! I went blonde!!! I had been considering it ever since I wore that blonde wig, and I just decided to go for it!! What do you think? I am really loving it! My hairstylist Clyde Haygood orchestrated the whole thing and Rebecca from Goodform salon dyed it! I'm debuting my new look at the Teen Choice Awards tonight! Can't wait to hit the red carpet as a blonde!

I received this success story from a fan who bought my fitness DVDs, Fit In Your Jeans by Friday. I love hearing from you guys about how the workout DVDs have helped you with your fitness regime! 

I have done the workouts 3 times a week now for 2 weeks and I've lost 3 lbs and went down from a size 16 in pants to a size 14 and I am wearing a size 12 dress! All in 2 weeks Kim thank you so much for making this series of DVD along with healthy eating I am looking great. My goal is a size 8 so I got a ways to go but i know i can do it thanks to the series. I must admit the step one is a bit hard but i am sticking to it.

- Vicky Durandisse, Washington DC

Thanks Vicky! I'm so glad the workouts have been working for you! Stick with it!! I am confident you can reach your goal if you set your mind to it!

Do any others of you have success stories you want to share? Leave them in the comments, I'd love to hear them!

I love St. Tropez tanning products! I get sprayed by them all the time and love their products. I was first introduced to them at Dancing with the Stars, as they are the official spray tanners for the dancers, but their at home products are amazing too!!! They give the best golden glow without being orange or fake looking.

You can get an online consultation on their website to pick the right tanning products for your skin tone, type of tan you want and how much time you have to spend pampering yourself!!

This video is so hilarious!! When I heard that Lil Flip had written a song about me, I was really flattered, but I'll admit, I did wonder what exactly it meant to "do the Kim Kardashian." So when I saw this video of a guy who submitted his own moves for the dance, I couldn't stop laughing. Lil Flip is asking people to send in their own submissions for a chance to star in his video for the song. Have you submitted your videos?

Today is Kourtney's birthday!

We're gonna celebrate tonight by having a fiesta here in Mexico, so I'm really excited.

Feliz Cumpleanos, Kourt! 

If you're in South Beach, FL tonight you should swing by Opium nightclub because I'm hosting the grand opening of the hot club at it's new location at The Hard Rock! The party starts at 10pm!

As you know, I worked extremely hard on set of my three-series workout DVD Fit In Your Jeans By Friday in February, and I am ssssooo excited that the release date is just around the corner! You can order your DVDs from fitinyourjeansbyfriday.com or at Amazon.com.

This is such an exciting project for me and I can't wait to get your feedback on the DVDs.

Take a look at me getting prepped and preened for the grueling but glam shoot! I'll have more updates for you on Monday, so make sure you head back first thing Monday morning!

I just saw this pic at jossip.com and thought it was so funny! They couldn't tell if this photo was a wax figure or really me. This pic was actually taken at my Genlux Magazine photoshoot on Rodeo Drive.

I'll take it as a compliment that I look as perfect as a wax figure. I guess I've got my pose mastered, haha.

I had the opportunity to host a party at the Island Lounge in New York City Saturday night. I flew in Saturday, got in around 6pm and headed straight to Adrienne's apartment. I have never seen it before and was so anxious to see how it was decorated! She lives in the same building and on the same floor as her sister. It was like being at camp! About six of us all got ready together, blasting music, taking pics, typical girl stuff.

As we were about to walk out the door my skirt ripped, right up the seam! Little did I know, Miss Angie Martinez is quite the Martha Stewart, and she managed to sew my skirt up perfectly. She saved my night! Thanks Ang!

We all then hopped in a 22 person white hummer stretch limo; we had to do it up prom style! With all of us girls, you know we had to bring a male along to watch over us, so thank you Pecas for holding us down!

The party was crazy! Angie was buying up bottle after bottle and we were dancing the night away! The night was so much fun and at 3:30am I finally got back to my room. I had a 7:30am flight back to LA and when my alarm went off at 5:45am I was soooo sleepy. I'd only had an hour and a half of sleep! I know I had to make my flight because I had the A-list awards as soon as I landed. I slept the whole flight!!

Ohhhh, and Adrienne would like me to tell you all that is not the same black lace bra... she has a whole collection of them! LOL

Love NYC!!! I'm back in NYC on Tuesday night... when we will start all over again!

We have been getting in fabulous merchandise at Dash! I am obsessed with spring fashion! We have the cutest dresses, shorts and merchandise. Here is me, Kourt, Khloe and Lily hanging out at Dash!

I just want to remind you guys to watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians tonight! My sisters and I have one of our biggest fights to date! It's more like Keeping Up With the WARdashians! haha, I can't believe them!!!

7 p.m. East side, 9 p.m Central, and 10 p.m Westside on E!