All I'm saying is... I sound nothing like that, hahaha!!

I just saw this video La Coacha made with Perez! So hilarious! Perez gives her a mission.... track me down and get an interview, so naturally the first place she looks is Little Armenia!! hahaha! Watch the video to see if she succeeds... love you girl!

Guys, I am so excited to tell you about this new competition I'm doing with Sony Ericsson Equinox! I love, love LOVE my glam squad! Whether I have a special dinner, a photoshoot or a red carpet event, my glam squad always knows exactly which look to create for me and they work together to make it just perfect! So... I thought it was time to share them with one of you!!

One lucky winner will win a trip to LA to meet me and receive a full makeover from my glam squad. Your friends and family won't believe how great the new you looks!

All you have to do is leave a comment telling me why you NEED a chance to be styled by me and my fabulous glam squad. Please let me know which city and state you are from in your comment and make sure you correct email address is saved in your member profile!! Entries must be received by November 29, when I will choose 10 semi-finalists to submit video entries! I will then choose one grand prize winner!! Good luck everyone! I can't wait to see you get your glam on!

For more info and all the official rules click here!

You must watch Secret Celebrity tonight at 5 PM PST / 8 PM EST on E! You might recognize someone.... *wink, wink* Hahaha.

Check out this video from behind the scenes at my Cosmopolitan magazine cover shoot! This was my first Cosmo cover and I'm thrilled with how the pics turned out! Make sure you go grab a copy... it's out now!!

If you're in LA you must stop by Sephora at the Hollywood and Highland center tonight at 6!!! Troy and I will be there giving makeovers for the Kiss Away Poverty campaign, a campaign created by Fusion Beauty and Seven Bar Foundation, which aims to help low-income women affected by the recession to start their own business!

Troy (with a little help from me, haha) made over Nancy Wiley, a wonderful woman who designs the most gorgeous jewelry and wants to launch her own business. Check out the video below that Troy and I shot for Extra, and visit Troy's blog to find out more about the campaign and about Nancy's makeover!!

I know it was a tough night for Mr. Letterman but we got through it and had fun! This was my second time on Letterman and it's always so much fun! I do get nervous before I go on a talk show, but once I've walked on and start talking I'm fine... I relax and just enjoy myself. Love you Dave!

I invited Fashion Air over to my apartment to give them a sneak peek into my closet! Take a look at the video to see some of my favorite pieces! 

I sat down with MTV to talk about my best and worst fashion moments. I did my best to defend myself and stand up for my outfits, but some of them, I'll admit, were fashion don'ts! Still, you live and you learn! My style has definitely changed so much in the last few years and it was actually a lot of fun looking back. I also did a break down of the outfit I was wearing at the video shoot and you can check out that video after the jump!

I shared some of my home footage of our unforgettable moments in Africa with ET. Take a look at the video to see me talk about the amazing trip and the Diamond Empowerment Fund and to see footage from our visits to the diamond mine and the childrens' feeding center.

I love this adorable little boy! I couldn't stop laughing when I saw this video!! I don't know if I'll be able to get these exact moves down on the dance floor... he does a much better job than I ever could! hahaha. This is definitely my favorite dance submission so far, if only for the cute and funny factor! You can hear the song in full here.

This video is so hilarious!! When I heard that Lil Flip had written a song about me, I was really flattered, but I'll admit, I did wonder what exactly it meant to "do the Kim Kardashian." So when I saw this video of a guy who submitted his own moves for the dance, I couldn't stop laughing. Lil Flip is asking people to send in their own submissions for a chance to star in his video for the song. Have you submitted your videos?

Check me out in the new 'Drive Safe' campaign on E! and E! Online.  E! Entertainment, Diddy and Ciroc Ultra Premium Vodka partnered up for the second year in a row to promote responsible drinking this summer and created an easy way to get a safe ride home, and I am so proud to be a part of the campaign. Kourtney and I both took part in the campaign. I think it's so important that people are responsible and safe when it comes to drinking. So many young people die every year in drunk driving accidents and this is something that can be so easily avoided. All you have to do is text “DRIVESAFE” to 44264 from your phone or log on to E! Online to receive taxi contact information in your area.

 

Beyond the Break, Oahu Hawaii from NeverWood High on Vimeo.

My friend Carlos Lopez came with me to Hawaii when I filmed beyond the break. He recently posted this video on his site, neverwoodhigh.com. We had so much fun and this video brought back so many memories. I forgot we even swam with dolphins on our day off and took a tour of Pearl Harbor! Wow! Thanks Carlos!

Also, check out the candid shots from on set!

Two years ago I went to Hawaii to film four episodes of a Nickelodeon show called Beyond the Break. I play Elle, and she's this mean girl who's super possessive of her hot boyfriend, Vin, who's played by Michael Cupon from One Tree Hill! I can't wait for you guys to see the show, I had so much fun filming it. This was my first acting gig EVER! I was so nervous but Michael and the girls helped me through everything! Acting is always fun for me so I hope I'll get to do some more soon. You have to watch this clip haha, I got totally slimed with poi but it was so much fun, we were laughing so much in between takes. My first episode airs Monday June 8 on the N Network, Nickelodeon's teen network, at 5pm PST. Make sure you all watch on Monday and let me know what you think!

This video is courtesy of E! Entertainment

Television, Inc.

Guys, don't forget that my Fit in Your Jeans by Friday Challenge is running until June 11 so you still have some time to submit your photos. All you have to do is pick one of my Fit in Your Jeans by Friday DVDs, workout for a week and send me your before and after pics of you in your jeans on the Friday. You can email your pics to kimkardashianchallenge@gmail.com. More info and pics of Valerie, Brooke and Shante, who all completed the challenge, can be found here.

Ryan Seacrest and the team at KIIS-FM made this hilarious spoof of 'The Hills' and guess who has a cameo at the end!? You have to watch the whole video, it's so funny!

Pa pa pa poker face....

Did you watch last night's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians? Khloe had a really tough time deciding whether or not to make the big move to NYC, and me, Khloe and Kourtney gave mom a temporary child in the form of Suzy the monkey!! Watch the video to see what we have to say about the episode.