Hey it's Gabanna here -- busting in on my owner's blog...

Why is it that every time the person who puts food in your bowl starts dating someone new, they sideline the little people dogs?

Case in point: Natalie Portman's pup is staring down her new beau, grasping for the littlest bit of attention and relegated to walking four paces behind the couple. Poor thing.

Though you can't really fault the leading lady for being in love, I know how Portman's pooch feels... Can someone say Reggie Bush? Uh huh, that's right, Kim!

At least I still have Kris, Bruce, Kylie and Kendall to pay attention to me.

But ever since Khloe got Beatrice P Potter Butter Beans Beyonce, the chick has completely dissed me! And that name! Camon Khlo, did you have one too many double-shot lattes when you named her?

We thought our family dog Gabanna was lounging around just a little too much these days. So we decided to give her a workout!

Her activities included rigorous pool exercises and jumping on the trampoline. It was a regular doggy boot camp in our backyard (LOL)! Reggie and my little sister were having a lot of fun with it, as you can see in these pictures.

In other Kardashian dog news: My sister Khloe really wanted another dog, so we got one!  Her name is...(drumroll!)... Beatrice P Potter Butter Beans Beyonce! ..but we call her Butter for short. She stays at Khloe's house because I travel so much. She is soooo cute! She's a brown min pin (miniature pinscher).

FYI: Butter and I are going to be on the cover of K9 Magazine coming out in April!

Also, did you know that Gabanna has her very own "dog blog?" You can read it right here. You may be surprised to find how opinionated she is!