The Funniest Story I’ve Ever Read

April 28, 2010 / 106 Comments

You guys have to read this story I found in National Enquirer. This is by far the funniest story I’ve ever read!

First of all, I
absolutely hate burritos! Secondly, I have never brought Mexican food on a plane. This never happened and these quotes made me laugh so much… This is just
hysterical!

It baffles me that someone actually came up with this, quotes and all. Gave me a good laugh, so thanks.

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Comments 106

  1. Bee  |   Posted on Apr 29th, 2010

    Cute! I don’t think you’re allowed to bring food into a plane! but funny!

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  2. amber  |   Posted on Apr 29th, 2010

    WOW.WHAT A STUPID COLUM SOME WRITER WROTE.THEY HAD AN ARTICLE ON THIS WHO THE HELL CARES EVEN IF IT DID HAPPEN.Y WOULD I CARE KIM K ATE A BURRITO.PPL ARE SO RETARDED.THEY JUST WANTED TO GET KIM PIC ON THE COVER AND SELL THE MAGAZINE!RETARD PPL DUMB STORY

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  3. amber  |   Posted on Apr 29th, 2010

    WOW.WHAT A STUPID COLUM SOME WRITER WROTE.THEY HAD AN ARTICLE ON THIS WHO THE HELL CARES EVEN IF IT DID HAPPEN.Y WOULD I CARE KIM K ATE A BURRITO.PPL ARE SO RETARDED.THEY JUST WANTED TO GET KIM PIC ON THE COVER AND SELL THE MAGAZINE!RETARD PPL DUMB STORY

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  4. amber  |   Posted on Apr 29th, 2010

    KIM.
    I LOVE U.
    AND I LOVE HOW U CAN JUST LET THIS STUFF FLY OVER UR HEAD.GOOD FOR U!STRONG WOMEN U GO GIRL! LOVEE YAA XOXOXOXO

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  5. amber  |   Posted on Apr 29th, 2010

    HEY KIM
    WEN R U PICKING THE WINNER FOR THE BEBE CONTEST GIVEAWAY U HAD?

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  6. Wednesday  |   Posted on Apr 29th, 2010

    Hey Dash Doll,

    They made the story so detailed w/ the conversation too. How ridiculous. Favorite part is “High in the Sky Spy.”

    Hilarious!!

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  7. FabulouslyFlawless  |   Posted on Apr 29th, 2010

    So what about your ex husband hitting you ?? And the 4,000 in lipo? I guess your not touching that one because it’s true! It’s a shame that you will show your fake a** all day long in the media. Yet you won’t advocate for woman who have been abused!!!

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  8. FabulouslyFlawless  |   Posted on Apr 29th, 2010

    Your priorities are so jacked. You will address these nonsense articles. Yet your too good to address a serious issue about being in a domestic violence situation. Oh wait that’s right you would have to come clean about your **plastic*surgeries**.

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    • Starz  |   Posted on Apr 29th, 2010

      thank God someone else on this site has a brain. i can’t believe how many foolish girls are out there to look up to this bimbo who does nothing more than take off her clothes. girls, open your eyes! kim is completely plastic and is based on lies!

      FabulouslyFlawless said:

      Your priorities are so jacked. You will address these nonsense articles. Yet your too good to address a serious issue about being in a domestic violence situation. Oh wait that’s right you would have to come clean about your **plastic*surgeries**.

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  9. FabulouslyFlawless  |   Posted on Apr 29th, 2010

    Because you have lied to your young fans time and time again. About your so called natural body. SHAME ON YOU!!!! You are so disgusting and such a liar. I feel so bad for the young woman who look up to you and are deceived by your false beauty and life.

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  10. FabulouslyFlawless  |   Posted on Apr 29th, 2010

    Diet Pills, Unrealistic Image, *Plastic*Surgery*, Selling your soul for fame, Deceiving your fans to build your empire even at the cost of they’re own health. How do you sleep at night? seriously!! What a role model you are SMH. Your so revolting.

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