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She is so hot and sexy..so many mature men want to date with her,but I hear she just dates a rich men at the dating site called ???????????? http://www.JSeniorMatch.com ???????????..do you want to know more about her? her profile is really interesting.
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Are you sending Joe romantic messages now instead of TRAVIS BARKER or is Khloe screwing him now? OR both? Like those pics you took WITH Kourtney when you were minors (sIuts).
At this even bc??
i know
anything to stay in the spotlight until KUWTK comes on in Jan!
Nik Richie: Yea, we heard you had a little altercation with someone at Carmen Electra’s bbq. Is that true?
Shanna: Yea! I was at this bbq and I saw what I thought was a donkey posing on the stairs but much to my surprise, it was Kim Kardashian. No, wait, it was a donkey! She’s soooo f*cking fat! She’s 5?2? and she’s like 140. She was wearing a sarong to cover her huge big ass! I like a nice ass but hers is not a nice ass!
Nik Richie: Not nice?! I’m surprised it even fits through a door!
Shanna: Anyway, I saw her and she was standing next to Carmen (Electra) **for her press op, of course. I thought I was going to be at this bbq with friends so when I saw her I simply had zero desire to be there. I was walking out but the sheer site of her makes me ill. **I actually feel bad for Paris (Hilton). Okay, maybe not, but sort of. This girl totally uses her! I walked by her and just told her that she was lucky to be standing next to Carmen. I was trying to respect her (Carmen Electra) party but then the east coast came out of me and I threw my drink on her (Kim Kardashian). I decided I was tired of being the moral police! I went to grab my things and go when my girlfriend asked me where I was going. I just told her I absolutely didn’t want to be there if that wh*re was there. Then, Reggie comes up and says (Shanna switches to a Mr. T voice) “YO! Be careful what you say!” And I was like “Your girls a wh*re!” and he said it again – “Be careful what you say.” and I just told him again – “Your girl’s a wh*re!” I seriously don’t understand, can someone explain to me why these men defend these girls who literally have a different tongue in them every night?! *****If your woman wants to f*ck married men and ruin families, you better expect a pissed of ex-wife is going to come out! It floors me when they’re so shocked and awed by this! Ugh, so he (Reggie) came in and was trying to be really nice and I actually liked him! ***I just felt bad for him because he was defending her and he has no clue why I was event upset.****** …I’ve got some e-mails he should probably read.******
Nik Richie: E-mails?
Shanna: Yea, I have some old e-mails from when someone – Gee, I couldn’t imagine who it could have been! (Laughs) – broke into Kim’s Sidekick and forwarded me all these e-mails where ****Kim was trying to meet with Travis on the “Low Low” at her sister’s house in Calabasas. They were devastating. Reggie was just trying to talk to me and I was like you can defend your girl but maybe you should read these e-mails! ****Reggie and Kim were together at the time and I was still with Travis!
Nik Richie: Was it her ugly sister’s apartment? The one that just when to jail? Her sister, the Shim, known as Khloe Kardashian.
Shanna: What the hell is a shim?
Nik Richie: A SHE plus a HIM!
Shanna: (Laughs) I’m so going to start using that! Yes, she’s definitely a SHIM! (Laughs)
Nik Richie: Okay, so you threw a drink in her face. Was it in a Red Cup?
Shanna: No, it was catered, it was really nice and it was actually really fun until Kim showed up with her double-wide ass.
Nik Richie: So they can’t have Red Cups if it’s catered?
Shanna: (Laughs)
Nik Richie: What kind of drink did you throw at her face?
Shanna: I’m not sure, I think they called it a …Pink Taco! Classy! Oh, I’m sorry that was Kim (Kardashian) according to Perez (Hilton) – ***I always think that now when I see a girl get peed on – CLASSY!
Nik Richie: Isn’t that a restaurant? You threw a restaurant at her?! If you threw food at her do you think she would eat it off the ground?
Shanna: You’re an idiot, Nik, but she definitely would have! (Laughs)
Nik Richie: Okay, so you threw a drink in her face. Did her make-up run all over her face and she cried?
Shanna: You know, at that point, I just kind of walked away and didn’t see. ****They were both (Kim and Reggie) asked to leave.
Nik Richie: They were escorted out?
Shanna: Yes, they both were.
Nik Richie: Did Reggie hit on you on his way out?
Shanna: No, he was kind of shocked. He was like (again, Shanna changes to her Mr. T voice) “Whooooooa, you know if you have problems you should just talk about it”, and I was like “No, you don’t understand! ***I’ve talked to your girl like a thousand times and she doesn’t listen”.*** Stay away from my family, stay away from my Famous Brand parties and stay away from me!
Nik Richie: Would you ever have a threesome with Reggie and Kim?
Shanna: Huh? Noooo, gross! I don’t share. Plus, like I would EVER sleep with that ass. How would I fit in the bed next to her fat ass? I am far from a size zero but she made me feel Gisele (Bundchen) thin!
Nik Richie: Why the hell is Kim (Kardashian) famous anyway?
Shanna: Gee, I don’t know. All she does is eat and ***organize Paris Hilton’s closet! ****Life is rough when you are actually aspiring to be Paris Hilton and copying her life one day at a time!****
Nik Richie: Who would win in a fight? You or Kim?
Shanna: I’m a lover not a fighter! Besides she’d probably send her jailbait sister, the…what do you call it again?
Nik Richie: (Laughs) Her sister, the Shim, AKA Khloe Kardashian. Alright, Shanna, we don’t want to take up anymore of your time. You were great. The Dirty Army salutes you!
Shanna: That was awesome! I love your site, Nik. Kisses!
Shanna: Yea, I have some old e-mails from when someone – Gee, I couldn’t imagine who it could have been! (Laughs) – broke into Kim’s Sidekick and forwarded me all these e-mails where ****Kim was trying to meet with Travis on the “Low Low” at her sister’s house in Calabasas. They were devastating. Reggie was just trying to talk to me and I was like you can defend your girl but maybe you should read these e-mails! ****Reggie and Kim were together at the time and I was still with Travis!
Kim I saw pictures of you on Gossip Girls eating ice cream and shopping. I was trying to explain to your haters yesterday that while they’re spending their time typing hateful comments on your website that you’re probably out shopping and I was right LOL LOL LOL!! You’re makeup in the Gossip Girl photos was done beautifully. Your makeup in the above photos is beautiful as well. I also caught you on ABDC last night. That was a good episode. All the crews danced their hearts out. Looked like a lot of fun being there in person. Bye!
^what the hell is abcd? prob another place for kim to put her donkey face and get some publicity.
paris wannabe
Kim,
You guys always party hard.
Keep It Coming!
rob is so gay
LOL,I live my fun through you Kardashians!
I’m just a 53 year old grandma trying to stay cool.
I don’t like joe, or tila, but i’d like to have “maximum” fun with everyone else that was there haha