Dissing your dog for a dude
Hey it’s Gabanna here — busting in on my owner’s blog…
Why is it that every time the person who puts food in your bowl starts dating someone new, they sideline the little people dogs?
Case in point: Natalie Portman’s pup is staring down her new
beau, grasping for the littlest bit of attention and relegated to
walking four paces behind the couple. Poor thing.
Though you can’t really fault the leading lady for being in love, I know how Portman’s pooch feels… Can someone say Reggie Bush? Uh huh, that’s right, Kim!
At least I still have Kris, Bruce, Kylie and Kendall to pay attention to me.
But ever since Khloe got Beatrice P Potter Butter Beans Beyonce,
the chick has completely dissed me! And that name! Camon Khlo, did you
have one too many double-shot lattes when you named her?
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oh god, grow up!
you are so lame
hehe so cute!! I have a little pomeranian, Prince Timmy is his name, he is the sweetest, unfortunatley the week i got him my boyfriend was stupid enough to break up with me cuz he doesnt like dogs,and i was so crushed so i didnt get to enjoy the first week with my little Timmy, but now noone will ever come in the way ,not my boyfriend or anyone else, cuz Timmy is always around,cute and loving, and others are not! So people shouldnt neglect their pets cuz of men or others for that matter!
I think natalie portman would be pissed to find out she is on your site…and I don’t think anyone understands what the hell you are trying to say.
Actually Natalie is walking her dog the proper way and he/she/it appears to be very well trained. Dogs aren’t supposed to walk ahead of their owners and pull on their leashes.
At least Natalie actually took her dog with her. I see more of her with her dog than some celebrities with their own children, speaking of being neglected…
What’s it like to be stupid? It’s bad enough that a retard like kim has money(Given to her) but the fact that to hoar herself in front of the public because she has the brain the size of a chic pea?
I’ve seen alot stupid things in my life, but a no talent, UGLY (I Mean Ugly) Fat ass could get attention is beyond me.
By the way your porno sucked, Ive seen two dogs fucking more interesting.
Lol why am i just seeing this post now? This was cute. Its 5am and i cant sleep!
xoxoxox NewYorker