A fan put together this video to go along with a song he wrote... about me! What an honor. I think it's funny. Here are the lyrics:
"KIM KARDASHIAN"
BY DANIEL E. BARNES
HER HAIR IS JET BLACK
AND HER EYES ARE DARK BROWN
ALL OF HER ASSETS
ARE PERFECTLY ROUND
SHE’S COVERED IN BLING
FROM HEAD TO TOE
EVERYONE KNOWS HER NAME
WHEREVER SHE GOES
CHORUS:
KIM KARDASHIAN
WILL NEVER BE MY GIRLFRIEND
THAT’S MY REALITY
I DRIVE THIS OLD BEAT UP FORD
KIM ROLLS IN A BRAND NEW LUXURY IMPORT
SHE’S WAY TOO HOT FOR ME
KIM’S WAY OUT OF MY LEAGUE
KIM’S IN ALL OF THE
THE GOSSIP MAGAZINES
WHAT WOULD A GIRL LIKE THAT
WANT WITH A SLOB LIKE ME
SHE GOES TO FANCY PARTIES
WITH HOLLYWOOD’S ELITE
THERES JUST NO WAY IN HELL
I COULD EVER COMPETE
BRIDGE:
I GUESS IT DOESN’T HURT TO DREAM
BUT MAN IS IT A DRAG TO FACE
THE REALITY (THAT)
REPEAT CHORUS:
Do you think Daniel sounds like another popular musician? Let me know what you think about the song in the comments section!
Daniel Z. says: | Reply
Cute song, guess I'll have to change my comment I.D. "slightly" when I'm commenting your beauty eh? Didn't know there were two Daniel fans =P
P.S. Much love sweetie.
kelsey says: | Reply
thats so funny, i wonder how long that took to write
Marilu says: | Reply
How funny but cute!He's got a lot of time on his hands LOL
Melissa says: | Reply
Aww, that's cute!! Keep your head up Daniel...
Isa says: | Reply
I think that is SOOOO sweet and an honor to have someone take the time to write something about you.....when ever you see things like this do you run and call reggie and ask him to see it too? wonder what he thinks? Love ya KIM
Anonymous says: | Reply
daniel is a great musician. beautiful voice! kim when is your makeup video gona be up and how do u open your own boutique we'd love to learn how! you're awesome and i love ur blog
Farzeen says: | Reply
hey kim. the song is really cute. i think he will make a great musician.
te says: | Reply
how sweet and funny..
jenny says: | Reply
haha xD So funny :) and its good too! Soo, when is shopdashonline.com going to launch? P.s I think you are so great, I am your number ONE fan! haha, think tou got a fan from Sweden, isn't that cool?
Kims #1 Fan--->Melissa says: | Reply
It is so funny but its also sooo sweet in this dorky kinda way!
Hawaiian Hula Girl says: | Reply
Aloha Kim,
I am 5'11 and I am not really over weight everywhere just the booty and tummy (not much) but, I have a hard time finding clothes because I am tall. Here in Hawaii on Maui we use to have an outlet called Spotlight Fashions and now they have closed down too. Thank God for Macys, I can still get Apple Bottoms or Kimora. I want to know do you have any other suggestion as far as style that I should look at. I have had this problem all my life as far as I can remember. I try to work out, but now my son I just keep making up more reasons not to work out. My husband makes all kinds of jokes about the work out stuff I buy. Because I don't use them- some of them are still in the boxes.
p.s. I am 230 lbs, I wear a size 18W jeans and as far as being possitive allt he time - is never. I just when I see you, I think you could be a person that could relate to me and maybe you being in fashion could really come up with clothes people could really wear with always covering up.
I am hoping that you see this cry for help and respond.
Aloha, Hawaiian Hula Girl
riana says: | Reply
wow,this is my first time to see this and its hilarious and kinda sad a bit for the composer lol. great video. kims really beautiful.
Katrielali says: | Reply
Hi Kim. I'm ABSOLUTELY APPALLED with the rude comments about you!! YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY AMAZINGLY GORGEOUS AND STUNNING and You seem so sweet. You have an Amazingly Beautiful family and Bruce Jenner seems like such a sweet sweet guy! You are ALL BLESSED and dismiss the evil jealous people because they are the ones that eat what they send out. DO NOT LET IT BOTHER YOU and just disregard it. I had to go through so much of that crap and I just laugh now because it hurts them more when your GENUINELY HAPPY and doing great! Remember, THE BEST SWEET REVENGE IS TO SUCCEED IN LIFE AND TO ALWAYS BE SUPER SWEET AND BEAUTIFUL IN YOUR HEART AND OUTSIDE!! May The Lord protect you all and keep you safe from slanderous lies and jealousy. Jesus is the only way to TRUE HAPPINESS. God Bless YOU ALL and We Love You!! :-)
Billy R Ramsey says: | Reply
Very Good and a Nice Tribute to Kim. I join you in the fact that I will never by Her boyfriend either; number one I am way too old for Her. That does not mean I cannot Admire Her Beauty which I do.
An Admirer,
Billy
TX
karen says: | Reply
OMG, that is really cute/funny... I do luv your car.. sweeet!
Anonymous says: | Reply
THAT MONA GIRL IS FAKE, HER MYSPACE IS FAKE AS ALSO THAT IS WHY SHE PUTS HER MYSPACE LINK EVERYTIME SHE POSTS A COMMENT. SHE IS NOT AFFRAID OF SHOWING PPL WHO SHE IS BECAUSE IN REALITY THAT MYSPACE IS FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE GO DIE YOU UGLY BITCH
KidGibEht says: | Reply
You're not too hot for me, this guy must be a dog. However, I wouldn't spend any cash on you like Reggie would...so you should prolly stick with him.
Bella from NYC* says: | Reply
Honestly I some people are JUST FREAKS . That song is FREAKY, what WEIRDOS.
chacha says: | Reply
hey kim... it's great that you actually posted that chico's song! He's probably so excited bcuz of that!
xoxo~chacha
jhanna says: | Reply
Hey Kim,
Awwwwwwww!, that's so cute. He got creative and resourceful lol. I love that when he sang " SHE’S COVERED IN BLING
FROM HEAD TO TOE", he showed your jewelry and your toes with the toe ring, very cute! I'm sure he is EXTREMELY exited that you posted this blog! Hey, you're Kim Kardashian, you beauty deserves to be written ans sung about lol.
Love,
Jhanna.
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